Super Special Video Report! Sedition Astrahus DEMOLISHED After Failing To Seek Planning Permission

A controversial Sedition Astrahus in Arifsdald was subject to immediate enforcement action this week after the organisation apparently failed to submit the appropriate applications for planning permission - or any other documentation ordinarily required by the relevant local authority - namely, The Obsidian Front.

Watch our special VIDEO REPORT on this very important issue...

A special thanks to Quafe Pirate Radio for providing access to their Toshiba camcorders and and editing suite for this production.

Public Reactions

Nina Nimby of the local planning committee had this to say:

“Those Sedition fools think they can do what they want. Not in my back yard. And certainly not without completing Environmental Impact Assessment Forms A through F6, in triplicate, before submitting them to the relevant subcommittee for round-one review and statutory objection handling. This is just typical of youngpuke2 and his stupid STUPID face!”

Obsidian Front FC Robert xHendleyx - whose latest single remains available on MiniDisc - summarised the operation as follows:

“The most critical component in our victory was the unreasonable number of festival launchers we equipped. Combined with the Quafe and Quafe skins that were distributed, it was clear that none of these line members knew what they were doing, and yet that seemed to be their greatest strength.”

Related Developments

In other planning news, the long-running remediation project concerning lead pipes and asbestos at the kindergaden in Dudreda VI-12 has - at last - progressed to its latest round of consultation. One committee member expressed delight that this critical public safety matter may now be resolved within seven to nine years.