Youngpuke2 Unveils REVOLUTIONARY New "ARMOR POD IN SHIELD BARGHEST" Meta

"Innovation" and public self-humiliation collided in Dudreda recently when CSM member and Sedition’s Chief Gobshite, youngpuke2, lost a shield-tanked Barghest, followed moments later by a capsule stuffed with armour-tanking implants. The result was a 1.46b ISK Barghest loss and an immediate 3.79b ISK podding - what most theorycrafting circles would politely describe as “mixed results.”

Even more deliciously, the capsule was not destroyed by some nimble interceptor or specialist pod-sniffing deviant, but by Immortal Soldier of Scary Wormhole People, who, after roughly ten seconds of locking, somehow managed to vaporise the thing using an Apocalypse Navy Issue. Yes: a battleship.

This raises serious questions as to whether youngpuke2 is fully aware that battleships have frigate escape bays. Instead, our brave CSM statesman appears to have chosen the bolder option of simply rawdogging it.

Dudreda News can only assume that, having broken every single promise he was elected on, youngpuke2 has now moved on to breaking the laws of logic as well.