SPECIAL APPEAL

…IN AID OF THOSE AFFLICTED BY SHORT-SIGHTEDNESS!

A new and special appeal fund has been established to assist FETID leadership with their chronic and deeply embarrassing short-sightedness. Read on to find out how YOU can DONATE!

Head of the appeal, Dr Jolly Mangina, released the following statement:

“For some time now, FETID leadership have suffered from a profound inability to see the bigger picture. They appear to believe that getting into bed with a loose cannon is a proper brill idea. The fact of the matter is this: when VWUT get bored, blues get bummed in the face.”

Dr Mangina continued:

“We have teamed up with some True and Valiant Heroes of Dudreda in order to deliver much-needed ‘vision correction services’ to the fumbling FETID leadership. Time is short, much like their genitalia."

Captain James T Whatever (FETID’s Insufferable Mouthpiece) had this to say:

“Cuck! That’s funny, right? LOOK AT ME, GUYS! I AM FUNNY BECAUSE I SAID CUCK!”

VWUT’s de facto CEO, Quix Unar, offered the following response:

“Vindicator?”

DONATE TODAY BY SENDING A PALTRY SUM OF ONLY 50,000,000 ISK TO:

Dale Maily
Dudreda Real News Corp Inc Ltd
Dudreda VI – Moon 12 – Republic Fleet Assembly Plant
Independent Republic of Dudreda

Upon receipt of funds, the vision correction services will be arranged with the utmost professionalism and only minimal shouting.

But wait… there’s more! For every donation exceeding the cost of, say, one Barghest hull, donors will receive this EXCLUSIVE Je Suis Uncle’s Playhouse T-shirt!

Show your support for this vital humanitarian cause and don’t delay - donate today!